Pejazzling: Vajazzling for men!

Vajazzling is no longer the newest thing: now guys can go and pejazzle! Can you believe it? The other day I was writing about vajazzling, the new fashion that became worldwide famous after Jennifer Love Hewitt promoted it in an interview. For those of you who don’t remember, vajazzling consists on decorating a woman’s intimate zones with Swarovski crystal, leaving everything sparkling! I already said that it was too much: does anyone really care about how a woman’s privates look when you are just about to score?

Well, apparently it wasn’t too much for some, so they decided to take it one step farther: and so Pejazzling came out! Yes, that’s right, it’s just like vajazzling, only this time, for men! LOL. I’m not sure what you all think about this, but I think it is stupid. Honestly, guys, this is way beyond my wildest fantasies I can’t imagine the look on my face if I ever run into a guy who has his manhood decorated in little mirrors or crystals. If I were to see diamonds down there on a man’s package, I think I’d have to laugh and leave the room, still laughing while walking out. And I wouldn’t stop there! I’d have to call all my friends and tell them!

In fact, after unsuccessfully trying to find some pictures of this art, I still cannot believe someone would actually pay to have this done. In my opinion, it is really a joke. However, this new fashion seems to have its defenders: according to Mark Wright, star of The Only Way Is Essex, “Women don’t necessarily want a rough and ready man. Some prefer a man who’s groomed and takes care of himself.” Even if it was on someone as handsome as Mark Wright, I still cannot imagine him as good looking as he is with a sparkly penis LMAO!!! Just the thought and I am laughing.

Some may say, men are entitled to doing anything they like with their privates. I mean, as long as someone is willing to pay for this service, why wouldn’t someone else offer it? Apparently, a huge number such as forty percent of the clients that ask for vajazzling are guys, so why not fulfilling their request? There’s a little problem, though: while us women usually wax or shave many different parts of our bodies, and we are used to that, men are much more hairy, and you can’t apply pejazzling without going to the rough process of waxing the pubic hair. Ouch! I really feel sorry for the guy who experiences this kind of pain for the first time. Furthermore, speaking of pain, let’s not forget how dangerous this procedure may be if applied on the penis, and not just the surrounding area: can’t you imagine the tons of broken condoms?

Ok to sum up, while I believe in being equal between men and women, sometimes there are things that just belong to women. Vajazzling may be useless, but it looks kind of cool. As for pejazzling, I’d rather remain in the darkness!

Pejazzling: Vajazzling for men, yes or no?